Just what babies need – hook ‘em early
As if we haven’t raised enough children hooked on the mindless drivel spewed out at them everyday, a new channel popped up on my cable. Baby TV Uh huh – you read that right. Baby TV. Designed for children under the age of 3. The schedule is divided into 2 sections – day tv with [...]
Harry Potter and the plot to corrupt your children
pa’gan n & a. Heathen: unenlightened or irreligious (person)oxford concise dictionary Fiction, in the inclusive sense, is any narrative which is feigned or invented rather that historically or factually true.M. H. Abrams, A Glossary of Literary Terms Oh dear, oh my … it’s time to hide your kiddies from the big bad evils of literature [...]
Atn: Inventors I want hover furniture
Don’t know about your house, but mine seems to attract the biggest dust bunnies in the world. I mean we are talking about tumble weed status. And I made a world shattering discovery this morning – its the furniture legs that cause all the problem. When you sweep, its hard to get around the legs [...]
Bread and Circuses – FIFA style
The Chilean spin doctors have been out in full force the last 48 hours in preparation for today’s game with Austria. Already we’ve seen some pretty funny double talk coming from the fans and the Chilean team officials. Its been quite entertaining. Best all-round comment comes from delegate Harold Mayne-Nicholls from the team who first [...]
North American soccer all-stars vs Celtics
Good news! MLS all-stars beat Scotlands great Celtic FC in Thursday nights All-Star game. I was busy that night at the FIFA-U20 game and missed it. Looks like it was a great game. I’m proud of the MLS – they played quality football and took on a quality team. I must confess that I have [...]
Whoa! Colour me surprised! Toronto in the morning.
Wow, here’s a rare occurrence – I’ve been up for hours. I even beat that annoying sparrow that perches on our balcony every morning and chirps his happy little head off. Don’t know why I’m up but it must be yet another sign of the impending apocalypse. Its now 7am and I’ve been up since [...]
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Catpaw’s Declaration of War
Not all comments will be approved. Abusive and rude comments will end up in the trash with all the spam so moderate your language.
If you post the identical comment over and over, I will assume you are a useless waste of spam space and send you & your comment to spam purgatory. Enjoy the trip.
Whining and complaining I delete your spam and/or rude comments will just encourage me to do so again so go ahead and make my day.
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