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Entries from July 2007

Just what babies need – hook ‘em early

July 31st, 2007 · 1 Comment

As if we haven’t raised enough children hooked on the mindless drivel spewed out at them everyday, a new channel popped up on my cable.
Baby TV
Uh huh – you read that right. Baby TV. Designed for children under the age of 3. The schedule is divided into 2 sections – day tv with big [...]

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Tags: Rants · TV · Utter Stupidity

Harry Potter and the plot to corrupt your children

July 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment

pa’gan n & a. Heathen: unenlightened or irreligious (person)oxford concise dictionary

Fiction, in the inclusive sense, is any narrative which is feigned or invented rather that historically or factually true.M. H. Abrams, A Glossary of Literary Terms
Oh dear, oh my … it’s time to hide your kiddies from the big bad evils of literature and imagination.
Yes [...]

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Tags: Literature · Rants · Surreal Religious Moments · Utter Stupidity

Atn: Inventors I want hover furniture

July 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

Don’t know about your house, but mine seems to attract the biggest dust bunnies in the world. I mean we are talking about tumble weed status.
And I made a world shattering discovery this morning – its the furniture legs that cause all the problem. When you sweep, its hard to get around the legs [...]

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Tags: Cool Inventions · Humour

Bread and Circuses – FIFA style

July 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

The Chilean spin doctors have been out in full force the last 48 hours in preparation for today’s game with Austria. Already we’ve seen some pretty funny double talk coming from the fans and the Chilean team officials. Its been quite entertaining.
Best all-round comment comes from delegate Harold Mayne-Nicholls from the team who first [...]

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Tags: FIFA · Football · Politics · Rants · Soccer · Toronto