Atn: Inventors I want hover furniture

Posted on | July 23, 2007 | Comments Off

Don’t know about your house, but mine seems to attract the biggest dust bunnies in the world. I mean we are talking about tumble weed status.

And I made a world shattering discovery this morning – its the furniture legs that cause all the problem. When you sweep, its hard to get around the legs and under the chairs etc. That means at night, when the lights go out, all the little dust bunnies leap out and party and procreate, thereby creating more dust bunnies. Then they get together and start to rumble across the floor and take over.

I know what the solution is! Wait for it …

Hover Furniture
Someone needs to create a small device to place under the chairs, tables, etc so they hover gently off the floor about 3 inches. That way when you sweep, you can get at everything properly… or better yet buy one of those robo sweepers and never worry again.

What would be truly wonderful about this invention, you could have a timer set on the furniture so that if company overstayed their welcome, you could set it to hover and dump the occupant giving them a not to subtle hint

Now don’t you think that would be great?


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