Catpaw - diary of an angry cat

I was scanning over the logs that show what search phrases were used to land at the old diary. Somehow I think a few of the people who found Catpaw’s Diary weren’t expecting it. Here is a sampling of some of the words entered into Google that led to me.

1. People with the biggest Potbellies - well this one has me stumped too
2. Elle Magazine - don’t think they were expecting my tirade about the actor, the women and the wipes
3. crossbones binky bling - I hope to heavens that they weren’t expecting to purchase one of these noxious things
4. controlling angry cat - I’ll bet they were suprised! My mom has tried for decades with bugger all to show for her efforts
5. “alex Stoner” Oxford - did someone really type this into google? or are they funning with my brain
6. hover furniture - HAH! I knew this was a winner
7. no child ever grew up wanting to be an accountant - I can’t stop laughing at this one. Nearly spit my coffee through my nose over it
8. bi-focals - make one tiny reference to bi-focals and look what happens. Hope I helped them. Somehow I don’t think so. If one mention of bi-focals gets me a looker, than what happens if I write the word bi-focals numerous times? Talk about a link out of context. Just how deep did they have to troll before they found me?
9. angry cat mp3 - nope, can’t sing. Trust me you don’t want to go there.
10. world to much noise and sunday noise toronto - sounds like many folks are fed up with noise.

My favourite has to be ‘People with the biggest Potbellies’. And who said the Internet isn’t educational?

Stumble it!