Catpaw - diary of an angry cat

Yes indeed folks. The old Catpaw is well on the way to being a millionaire. I actually made more money! I sold an ad! I made $2.08 since the beginning of Sept. That has really increased my earnings. I now sit at the golden precipice of $2.81. Enough to buy a cappuccino!

I am a happy cat! I am going to have to work hard at being humble.

On the flip side of this great news, I torched two ads last night. One gave me a case of the creeps - I’m not going to name the company but they sold ceramic dolls and babies. They looked like tiny tots of the undead. First time the ad popped up on my site, I almost dropped my coffee cup. I said “Holy sh*t, what is that?” I went to the advertiser’s site and went through a lot of the dolls they were selling and (shudder) was totally creeped out. I’m sure someone loves ‘em. But they really didn’t fit this site.

The other ad - harrumph - was for a cure for colicky babies. Really! I have written about cranky cats, crabby people, crusty humans, but never, ever about colicky babies. The ads were supposed to be content relevant. I have never written about dolls of the undead or colicky babies. Oh … wait … I was on a rant about stupid binky blink a few weeks back. No! Don’t tell me they picked up on my tirade about stupid parents. Oh poo. I guess they were content related. But not appropriate content.

Or maybe the advertisers were trying to tell me ‘take some colic meds and calm down Catpaw’.

Not a hope of that happening.

Stumble it!