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Tabloid headlines we’d really like to see

December 10th, 2007 · 12 Comments

Tabloids I’d actually pay money to read! I should never fire up Photoshop before finishing my coffee, you never know where caffiene deprivation will lead the mind.

People Magazine fairtale cover

 

Puff the Magic Dragon on National Enquirer Cover

Stumble it!

Tags: Celebrity · Fairytale gossip · Humour · Tabloids

12 responses so far ↓

  • 1

    Victor Tabbycat // Dec 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    ROFLMTO! Puff the Magic Dragon always made Mom teary. Why should Jackie gif up Puff just cuz he growed up?

    BTW, yur description sounds like my sisfur Bonnie. She’s The Attack Tabby, the Crabby Tabby, or just a Bonster. A furry grumpy cat. I fink I hiss her off.

  • 2

    Sammy and Miles Meezer // Dec 10, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    Hi There! We read about you at the Cat Blogosphere and decided to stop by! Mommy is laffin and laffin at your post, AND she’s doing her screaming cow impers-a-nayshun again and screaming somefing about puff living by the sea. ARGH

    Stop by our blog if you get a chance

  • 3

    catpaw // Dec 10, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    LOL glad you both are enjoying the products of my over heated imagination! I have some more I’m working on - kind of like a tabloid expose of the Fairy Tale Kingdom. It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.

  • 4

    HRH Yao-Lin // Dec 10, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Hey there! I followed your link from the cat blogosphere. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. x

  • 5

    Cheysuli // Dec 10, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    Hmm.. .Yes Puff needs some good press. Of course, having the Woman called our little Puffy Cat, Puff the Magic Kitty doesn’t help one big. Sigh.

  • 6

    Hendrix // Dec 10, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    hi! i just saw you over at the blogosphere new page. it is nice to meet you.
    poor puff. mommy is 32 and she still cries when she hears it. i’m glad puff is turning her life around.

    jackie is so not worth it. i hear he shacked up with some yard gnome in tuskagoola.

    stop by and visit me and my evil alter ego Bendrix sometime!

  • 7

    catpaw // Dec 10, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    Gee.. and I thought I had a slightly warped sense of humour… I’m an amateur compared to my readers!

  • 8

    Terry Heath // Dec 10, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    Too funny. Did you see “Shrek the Halls”? Dragon really lit things up.

  • 9

    catpaw // Dec 11, 2007 at 12:04 am

    No… I missed it twice! It’s on tomorrow so I’m going to watch it. Maybe I’ll get more ideas for more tabloid headlines.

  • 10

    jenny-up the hill // Dec 12, 2007 at 12:28 am

    Hilarious! “Puff’s Baby Bump” …lol!!

  • 11

    Obi-Sven Kenobi // Dec 13, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    These are the stories we’ve always wanted to read in the papers!

  • 12

    catpaw // Dec 13, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    Didn’t you always suspect things were not so perfect in Fairy Tale Land?
    I’m working on an expose of the 3 little pigs now.

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