Tabloid headlines we’d really like to see

Posted on | December 10, 2007 | 12 Comments

Tabloids I’d actually pay money to read! I should never fire up Photoshop before finishing my coffee, you never know where caffiene deprivation will lead the mind.

People Magazine fairtale cover

 

Puff the Magic Dragon on National Enquirer Cover

Comments

12 Responses to “Tabloid headlines we’d really like to see”

  1. Victor Tabbycat
    December 10th, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

    ROFLMTO! Puff the Magic Dragon always made Mom teary. Why should Jackie gif up Puff just cuz he growed up?

    BTW, yur description sounds like my sisfur Bonnie. She’s The Attack Tabby, the Crabby Tabby, or just a Bonster. A furry grumpy cat. I fink I hiss her off.

  2. Sammy and Miles Meezer
    December 10th, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

    Hi There! We read about you at the Cat Blogosphere and decided to stop by! Mommy is laffin and laffin at your post, AND she’s doing her screaming cow impers-a-nayshun again and screaming somefing about puff living by the sea. ARGH

    Stop by our blog if you get a chance

  3. catpaw
    December 10th, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

    LOL glad you both are enjoying the products of my over heated imagination! I have some more I’m working on – kind of like a tabloid expose of the Fairy Tale Kingdom. It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.

  4. HRH Yao-Lin
    December 10th, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

    Hey there! I followed your link from the cat blogosphere. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. x

  5. Cheysuli
    December 10th, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

    Hmm.. .Yes Puff needs some good press. Of course, having the Woman called our little Puffy Cat, Puff the Magic Kitty doesn’t help one big. Sigh.

  6. Hendrix
    December 10th, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

    hi! i just saw you over at the blogosphere new page. it is nice to meet you.
    poor puff. mommy is 32 and she still cries when she hears it. i’m glad puff is turning her life around.

    jackie is so not worth it. i hear he shacked up with some yard gnome in tuskagoola.

    stop by and visit me and my evil alter ego Bendrix sometime!

  7. catpaw
    December 10th, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

    Gee.. and I thought I had a slightly warped sense of humour… I’m an amateur compared to my readers!

  8. Terry Heath
    December 10th, 2007 @ 11:51 pm

    Too funny. Did you see “Shrek the Halls”? Dragon really lit things up.

  9. catpaw
    December 11th, 2007 @ 12:04 am

    No… I missed it twice! It’s on tomorrow so I’m going to watch it. Maybe I’ll get more ideas for more tabloid headlines.

  10. jenny-up the hill
    December 12th, 2007 @ 12:28 am

    Hilarious! “Puff’s Baby Bump” …lol!!

  11. Obi-Sven Kenobi
    December 13th, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

    These are the stories we’ve always wanted to read in the papers!

  12. catpaw
    December 13th, 2007 @ 9:30 pm

    Didn’t you always suspect things were not so perfect in Fairy Tale Land?
    I’m working on an expose of the 3 little pigs now.