Catpaw - diary of an angry cat

Okay, you promised if I came back you would stop your snow dances…. WHO LIED??? Well? Fess up now! Come on… who is responsible for the white mess outside?

It is snowing again!

More snow.

Oh goodie

… as if we didn’t have enough already.

I didn’t order the snow, so it must be one of you out there. I am not a happy cat right now.

If only I could box it up somehow and sell all the white stuff on ebay.

However, I have some good news and some bad news.

First the good news:

Each spring a daft little cardinal sits close by my balcony and peeps his little heart out every single morning just before sun rise. He is the loudest bird I have ever heard. And he only does it when spring arrives.

He started this morning! Peep, peep, peep … he sounds like a bloody truck backing up.

The bad news?

The daft little cardinal is out there before sunrise peeping his little red heart out before sunrise. Who needs an alarm clock when you have Mr. Cardinal out there feeling frisky.

So this means either spring is here and we are seeing the last gasps of a rather long winter

or….

Mr Cardinal has gone completely off his nut and he is now in the desperate grasp of a psychotic break from reality.

I personally think it is the later… judging by the cold, blow and snow, he’s not a terribly stable sort of bird.

Stumble it!