Did you know …

Did you know … in Zwolle Louisianna they have a Tamale Festival. They even vote on a Tamale Festival Queen. Does this make her a Hot Tamale? … the famous phone booth in the middle of the Mohave Desert was actually removed in 2000 by PacBell. They also retired the phone booth’s phone number. So [...]

Beanee Weenees and bad food labels

Did you know Van Camp’s actually has a product called Beanee Weenees. I swear I wish I could make this type of thing up. Would you eat something called Beanee Weenees? I don’t think I could. I’d keep spitting up the beanees and weenees everytime I think of the name. I’d be snorting beans and [...]

June Cleaver + Stepford Wives = Proctor & Gamble

I thought we had left behind the world of the portrayal of woman as being mindless drones living solely to make the men in their lives happy. Someone needs to let Proctor & Gamble know this. They are currently running a series of commercials, here in Canada, called Home Made Simple. Now I have nothing [...]

TTC Union Local 113 have a lot of explaining to do

“We Move Toronto” So states the TTC Union Local 113′s web site. I think they should it rewrite to read: “We Screw the Workers of Toronto” Union leader Bob Kinnear needs to get off his high horse and apologize to the public for putting so many people in danger Friday night by the unions incredibly [...]

Fair warning to the public

I’ve had a really, really annoying week. I’m so incredibly annoyed by what has gone on in the last 48 hours I am nearly speechless. I realize that is an unusual occurance, but there you have it. I am going to collect my thoughts, figure out how to express myself in a proper fashion – [...]

I’m thinking incredibly rude thoughts right now

I am thinking up every possible combination of rude words I can. And I’m applying them to the TTC – Toronto Transit Commission – well actually the union to be precise. About a week ago, the city and the union came to a tentative agreement. The union promised 48 hours notice if they were to [...]

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