So Madonna wants to remake Casablanca and play the role Ingrid Bergman made famous. She wants to redo this classic in her own image, reset it in Iraq (pardon me but doesn’t this mean it’s no longer Casablanca?) and use the vehicle to ‘relaunch’ her non existent film career. Hee hee … hee heee …. heeee heheeee…. oh damn I just snorted my tea up my nose cause I’m laughing so hard.
News flash Madonna - you are no Ingrid Bergman. You are not in her league, nor do you have her poise, class and acting skill. To even entertain such a notion reeks of an out of control ego and an arrogance that could fill a room. Casablanca is a classic in every sense of the word. Who will play Humphrey Bogart’s role? Oh forget I asked… I don’t even want to know.
Why not choose a movie more suited to your skills - how about a remake of the Alvin and the Chipmunks - we’ll let you play Alvin if you are really, really good.
Stumble it!
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Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass
// Apr 10, 2008 at 11:00 am
Madonna could have retired graciously after Ray of Light. All that’s followed since then is geriatric exercises.
Why do rich, famous, talentless people continue to work? Why not enjoy the rich and famous status some place sunny and warm?
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