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I want to live to be very old

June 15th, 2008 · 7 Comments

I want to live to be very, very old.

I want to live long enough to watch all the people with tattoos grow old. Ever wonder what some of these tattoos will look like on senior citizens? I’m going to laugh myself to death as the tattoos fade and wrinkle.

“Grandma? Why do you have a tattoo that says F*ck Authority?”
“Grandpa? What is that strange splotching all over your skin?”

Oh and the piercings are going to be a bonus! Can’t wait to see some those start to sag! I can’t help but think all those holes may not heal over completely - especially the one’s in (eww, ick!) the eyebrow.

I’m gonna have fun when I’m a senior - I’m going to laugh myself to death.

Stumble it!

Tags: Curiosities · Humour · More Info Than I Need to Know

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1

    dickiebo // Jun 16, 2008 at 1:55 am

    I’m gonna post a photo of my tattoo, especially for you to have a laugh. You nasty little sod! lol.

  • 2

    dickiebo // Jun 16, 2008 at 1:57 am

    Oh yes! Perhaps I shall do it on Wednesday, 18th - my 70th!

  • 3

    catpaw // Jun 16, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Ohhh… I can laugh myself to death prematurely?

    I’ll be popping by dickiebo, make sure they are there.

  • 4

    Frog the Dog // Jun 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Really, drawing on someone else’s walls is not a good idea, but letting someone else draw on your skin with a HOT NEEDLE!!!
    Youchers, It’s not GOOD and it’s NOT PROPER!!

  • 5

    Obi-Sven-Kenobi // Jun 16, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Catpaw, have you seen what you’ve started this week with that screwdriver??

  • 6

    catpaw // Jun 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    I agree frog. My opinion is I if I wouldn’t have the picture on my wall then why would I put it on my body.

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    Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass // Jun 17, 2008 at 11:29 am

    >>if I wouldn’t have the picture on my wall then why would I put it on my body.

    Spot-on, ‘paw. Seriously, would anyone want those ugly tatoos on their walls?

    Perhaps it’s high time to invent a system that can print your favorite pictures on your skin! Not only on T-shirts, mugs, etc. Watch your ex-lover’s face grow old on your skin just as your skin does… *LOL*

    Meanwhile, the laser tattoo-removal business is thriving. True!

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