I want to live to be very old

Posted on | June 15, 2008 | 10 Comments

I want to live to be very, very old.

I want to live long enough to watch all the people with tattoos grow old. Ever wonder what some of these tattoos will look like on senior citizens? I’m going to laugh myself to death as the tattoos fade and wrinkle.

“Grandma? Why do you have a tattoo that says F*ck Authority?”
“Grandpa? What is that strange splotching all over your skin?”

Oh and the piercings are going to be a bonus! Can’t wait to see some those start to sag! I can’t help but think all those holes may not heal over completely – especially the one’s in (eww, ick!) the eyebrow.

I’m gonna have fun when I’m a senior – I’m going to laugh myself to death.

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10 Responses to “I want to live to be very old”

  1. dickiebo
    June 16th, 2008 @ 1:55 am

    I’m gonna post a photo of my tattoo, especially for you to have a laugh. You nasty little sod! lol.

  2. dickiebo
    June 16th, 2008 @ 1:57 am

    Oh yes! Perhaps I shall do it on Wednesday, 18th – my 70th!

  3. catpaw
    June 16th, 2008 @ 9:37 am

    Ohhh… I can laugh myself to death prematurely?

    I’ll be popping by dickiebo, make sure they are there.

  4. Frog the Dog
    June 16th, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

    Really, drawing on someone else’s walls is not a good idea, but letting someone else draw on your skin with a HOT NEEDLE!!!
    Youchers, It’s not GOOD and it’s NOT PROPER!!

  5. Obi-Sven-Kenobi
    June 16th, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

    Catpaw, have you seen what you’ve started this week with that screwdriver??

  6. catpaw
    June 16th, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

    I agree frog. My opinion is I if I wouldn’t have the picture on my wall then why would I put it on my body.

  7. Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass
    June 17th, 2008 @ 11:29 am

    >>if I wouldn’t have the picture on my wall then why would I put it on my body.

    Spot-on, ‘paw. Seriously, would anyone want those ugly tatoos on their walls?

    Perhaps it’s high time to invent a system that can print your favorite pictures on your skin! Not only on T-shirts, mugs, etc. Watch your ex-lover’s face grow old on your skin just as your skin does… *LOL*

    Meanwhile, the laser tattoo-removal business is thriving. True!

  8. `Double Headboard
    August 20th, 2010 @ 1:42 pm

    i’ve heard that tattoo removal is even more painful than the tattoo procedure itself*`;

  9. Joshua Brown
    October 6th, 2010 @ 12:41 pm

    i can just say that tatoo removal is so damn painful so avoid it”~*

  10. Liposuction and Its Side Effects ·
    November 10th, 2010 @ 5:50 am

    well, tatoo removal is quite painpul as i have that procedure done on me last month :”~