Okay, now I’m picking on her

Posted on | November 12, 2008 | Comments Off

I admit it.  I can’t leave Palin alone. As long as there is a sliver of hope that this bully will gain the office of President, I won’t be happy. Here’s her latest quote:

I’m like, okay, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door

Can’t you just hear her talking to foreign leaders? What a blast that would be! Here’s what I think a meeting with a Canadian official would be like:

Yea like, you (whispers to an aide: where did you say this guy was from? Canada?)

Like you Canadas (what? Canadians? That a word?)

You Canadians (whispers again: You sure that’s a country? Where are they from again?)

You Canadians have oil and water and stuff we need. Like it’s, like God’s will we have it, so don’t be stinkers and just, like hand it over.

OMG! She’s an Alaskan Valley Girl! I haven’t heard so many like’s come out of one mouth since eavesdropping on a couple of teenage girls talking about how much they disliked their teachers. While I’m waiting for subways and streetcars, I idly make up conversations between Palin and various government leaders. It’s a fun game. Well, it’s all fun and games until I invent a conversation between Iranian crackpots and Palin. It’s usually about this time I scare the sh*t out of myself and decide this isn’t funny afterall. I’d offer to buy her a thesaurus so she can gain a vocabulary, but I really don’t want to encourage her.

OMG, like I am joining the local chapter of PAA – Palin Addicts Anonymous.

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