I am just too happy for words!
I can’t believe it! Tottenham is no longer bottom of the heap in the Premiership League. For those of you that don’t follow British soccer (football to the world) Tottenham hasn’t just been bad, they have been monumentally bad. Look in the dictionary for the following words atrocious, awful, pathetic, heart rending, abysmal, barrel scrapping and embarrassing and you’ll be redirected to Tottenham Hotspurs.
Oh man, how bad have they been? Well, let’s just say I gave up wearing my Tottenham scarf because I was too embarrassed to be seen in it. I was laughed at by a TTC conductor who is an Arsenal fan. I was laughed at by a Sunderland fan in a store for god’s sake! How humiliating was that… laughed at by a SUNDERLAND FAN of all people.
AH! But they are no longer bottom of the barrel. They are just a teeny, tiny centimetre above the bottom. They’ve begun to figure out how to put the ball in the opposing teams goal. Holy Sh*t I didn’t think they knew how to. West Brom is now the bottom feeders, phew.
If they start playing like they did at the beginning of the season, I just may have to go over there and kick some butts!
I just might be able to start wearing my beloved Tottenham scarf again.
Beating Liverpool twice in the space of a few weeks is title-winning form, come on you Spurs!
That’s ‘cos you’ve got Harry the West Ham Hero as Manager now!
*sigh*
forgive us for saying so, Dear Catpaw, but we thought that we had seen somewhere that you were in fact an Arsenal fan?
Are we very forgetful, or have we slipped into delusional?
Congrats anyhoo!
Oh you are still such a handsome lad. Hope you have a lovely Christmas and New Years!
Here’s the right email
Yes, i have been a fan of Arsenal, but they are so clinical in their approach to the game. I have long been a Tottenham fan, and i am soooo happy to see them finally figure out how the game is played.
Catpaw, Catpaw, Catpaw!!!
Is it Spring yet?? Is it Spring yet Catpaw??
Is Spring nearly here yet Catpaw?? You said you’d come out again in the Spring…
Oh, did we wake you up…???? ERK