More potshots at the public
Posted on | February 15, 2009 | 3 Comments
Okay, I can’t help myself. I wish people would read their questions before they hit the submit button. But then, if they did that all my fun would disappear. Here’s the 2009 list of my favourite WikiAnswers Questions and the answers I wish I could post.
Shakespeare was apart of a writing group named what?
It’s so hard being apart from the one’s you love.
What instruments are used in breath slow?
That would be the left lung and the right lung. They are pretty handy at breathing fast too!!
What do you have to do to get a class B felony?
This question worries me on so many levels.
What did Angela Davis do to impact your life?
I hereby ban the use of the word IMPACT unless it pertains to things smacking against other things or being crushed. And if any teacher gave you this question as part of your homework, trot it right back to him/her and demand they rewrite it so it actually makes sense. How about Has Angela Davis’ political activity affected you? What effect has Angela Davis had on American Civil rights?
How many people impacted by the First World War?
There’s that misused word again! Please note, the correct word is affected, not impacted. If your teacher gave you this as a question, again trot back with this answer:
Impacted
• adjective 1 (of a tooth) wedged between another tooth and the jaw. 2 (of a fractured bone) having the parts crushed together.
Oxford Consise Dictionary.
How many two thirds before its a cup?
Not sure if I should be dealing with this as a math question or a grammar question.
Why did Pliny order a ship?
Well, Pliny actually wanted the Batman action figures for Christmas, but Sears was all sold out so he decided to order the fully automated Roman Trireme Battleship for his son, little Pliny the Younger.
What has bone Octopus coral snake snail?
If anyone writes in and tells me there really is such a thing as a bone Octopus coral snake snail – anywhere in the world – I’ll stop writing in this blog right now.
Does big foot have a wife?
Of course he does! Where do you thing little Sasquatches come from? Mr and Mrs Big Foot lives down the lane, right next to the Abominable Snowman and his wife Mrs. Abominable.
What is the name of Bill Cosby’s siblings?
Oh GRAMMAR! What has become of you.
Is a snake a primary consumer a secondary consumer or tertiary consumer?
Well, until the recent credit crunch, snakes were definitely primary consumers. They racked up huge bills purchasing rodents on-line. Now that their credit cards have been taken away they are definitely third level consumers.
Why does God meted disproportionate punishment of death for breaking the Sabbath disobedient children pissing against the wall disobedient child not being a virgin on wedding night witches etc?
ATTENTION! PUT THE BIBLE DOWN NOW!!! It is time to go out and get some fresh air.
What are the predators of the oyster?
Bob’s Oyster Palace is the biggest predator I know of.
How many tourists go there every year?
Hmmm…. maybe you might want to specify a location.
Where does the earth get it’s energy?
Sports drinks, Jolt cola.
How do you become a singer right away?
Open your mouth and SING. Oh.. you mean how do you become a famous singer right away? You don’t.
What do dingos do in a day?
Sit around home playing poker.
What you should do on the sun?
Before you go slather on a lot of sun block, that way you roast a wee bit slower.
What were Napoleon Bonaparte’s interests?
World domination.
If you are not married but file married on your taxes would you have to get divorced if you split up?
No, but the tax man will want to have a little chat with you.
How does a loin adapted to survive in its habitat?
I could answer this question, but then my blog would get slapped with an R rating.
What are condemns?
When I stop giggling I’ll answer this one. (I found it under the categories New Testament and Action & Adventure Movies)
What is Beef BBQ made of?
I’ll hazard a guess and say oh… beef? and um… bbq sauce? (Found in category Word Phrases and Origins)
Why were humans put on earth?
I ask myself this question many times throughout the day – especially when I’m stuck during rush hour trying to get onto an over crowded subway car.
When writing the name of a magazine?
Yeessss? And you want an answer to this?
How many jobs were lost in 2009?
Let me look in my crystal ball. Better yet, ask when the year is over.
If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take one hen to lay one egg?
Sorry I can’t get past the image of half a hen. Are we talking the top half of a hen or the bottom half.
What was Walt Disney’s last name?
Smith
Map the Rio Grande:
The entire river? Before lunch? And I thought homework was tough when I was a kid.
Does girls balance the most or the boys is that investigating?
I’m not even sure where to start with this.
Can you grow pot in a fish tank?
Yes, but your fish will become addicted.
Who was living in Spain when the explorers arrived?
Spaniards.
Will Kai Wong live forever?
Just stop and think about what you wrote for a minute. Seriously, think about it. Do you really need an answer?
Paper over why the US did not join the league of nations?
You know, if you are going to cheat on your homework, put a bit of effort and creativity into it. Questions like this make me want to post a long elegant answer that is all wrong. That’d learn the little beggars!
How do you cure your back bone?
Pray tell me, just why does your back bone need curing?
Is the Great White shark popular in the food chain?
They aren’t popular with the fish they eat.
That should keep you giggling for awhile.
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February 17th, 2009 @ 10:50 am
It certainly killed me!
And me!
February 17th, 2009 @ 5:47 pm
I am so glad I stopped by to read your favorite questions. You have made me laugh right out loud with my mouth open. Well done!
February 18th, 2009 @ 11:36 am
I’m so glad I gave you a giggle. Life needs more laughs.