Who writes this stuff?

Posted on | March 22, 2009 | Comments Off

I wonder who writes the headers for some of the spam that hits my mailbox. Here’s the latest example:

Take her breath away when you pull your pants down

Make your love locomotive fill her tunnel

Love locomotive? To the writers of spam, please note, NO ADULT talks like this. Or at least not without breaking out into hysterical laughter, thereby killing any chance of getting lucky with Ms Luvvv Tunnel.

If you find this appealing, you should have your credit cards cut up immediatly. You obviously are not mature enough to have them.

Maybe we can take up a collection and send the creators of this type of Harlequin Spam to some kind of a remedial writing class.

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