Catpaw – diary of an angry cat

Well done Burger King. Nothing like sleaze and degradation to sell kids meal hamburgers. Your latest mis-entry into the advertising world, featuring a Sponge Bob spoof, does nothing but degrade women. In this age of enlightened thinking, it’s always nice to know there are still some knuckle dragging Neanderthals still at work in the corporate world.

What in hell are you thinking allowing this sexist, obnoxious travesty to promote a CHILD’s MEAL. What do scantily clad girls, having their butts patted by some creepy ass-ed, plastic faced cretin, have to do with a child’s meal promotion? Or should I say pornmotion? Who are you kidding with this? It’s not edgy, it’s sad and pathetic. Edgy is creative. It does not try to degrade women who are a large portion of the buying public.

What? Did you forget that women have been allowed to go out in public all on their lonesome for quite some time now? Did you not realise women buy hamburgers, often for the family? Liberation must be such a bitch to you! I mean, women treated as humans? Heavens! What next? Allow them the vote? NEVER you say!  Bad enough you’ve alienated an entire country with your insulting Texmex commercials, now you’ve succeeded in insulting over half the world’s population – ohhhhh good marketing strategy there boys! What a busy, busy week you’ve had.

I think Burger King needs to stop hiring 14 year old boys with boob and ass fetishes and grow the hell up.

… and you wonder why your shares are falling! You think it might have something to do with the sexist sleaze you are churning out. You are selling food not prostitution or have you forgotten what your own product is?

Boycott Burger King!

Stumble it!