Pondering the marvels of Wonder Woman

Posted on | April 21, 2009 | Comments Off

I have a question about Wonder Woman… You know the super hero who battles evil while dressed in short shorts and a rather impressive bustier. In a short digression, I must say that alone makes her the bravest of all super heroes! Seriously, would you do battle with horrible evil villains while wearing high heeled boots and skimpy clothes? That’s brave.

But that isn’t what I was going to write about. My ponderings today deal with her mode if transport, her invisible plane. For the uninitiated, she zips about planet earth in a nifty invisible jet. That’s right, a jet that you cannot see. So… If her airplane is invisible, one can assume so to are all the flight instruments. All the tools needed to fly a modern aircraft are invisible to the naked eye. If you follow my logic, you can now anticipate my question – how does she read the instruments? I’ve heard of flying blind, but this is a bit extreme. Come to that how can she even find the seat let alone the compass?

And another thought, when Wonder Woman is seated in the cockpit, flying up there, do all the young boys that look up get a thrill of a life time? She isn’t invisible, just her jet which means when she flies over you would see this seated, bustier wearing woman free floating over head. Can’t you just imagine all the whiplash cases each time she does a flypast?

Just another random thought that struck me while waiting for the subway.

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