Catpaw – diary of an angry cat

I really have to stop hanging around Q & A sites. No seriously, I spend way too much time wandering around the pages looking for daft questions. Here is another bumper crop for you to enjoy.

Is bigfoot fierce?
Damned right he is. He’s bloody fed up with all the crackpot paparazzi wandering the forests trying to take his photo everytime he steps out of his home.

What food does the Lord compare his disciples?
I’m not really sure how to approach this question without risking a bolt of lighting from upon high.

This isn’t one question, but a series of questions:
What is one reason to save it?
How many people have the US?
Can you Say me something for your self?
Literacy really is undervalued.

Who envent laptop?
(Found in category Soccer History) I can’t add more to this to make it sillier. The writer did that all by themselves

Why does tea taste bitter after its brewed for a few hours?
Er…WOW! Maybe because you brewed it for a few hours. You might want to check out the instructions on how to brew a proper cuppa.

In night who dies from a clout to the head?
?? Should we be worried about the person who asked this question?

You are very bored you have just left your job and you want to make a lot of money what can you do?
Legally? Bugger all given your detachment from reality.

What would a tribe of lions a pack of hyenas and a herd of elephants be called?
er… a tribe, a pack and a herd?

Are your Chef’s pants supposed to tighten around the ankle?
Noooooo… try a larger size

If the Earth is rotating why don’t we get dizzy?
Actually this is a great question. I included it because it just gives me the giggles whenever I ponder it.

What is the worst animal in the whole world?
The human animal

Do golden retrievers do well in apartments?
No they don’t, they never remember to drop off the rent cheque on time.

Is there a spell to give people wings?
Whoa! Dude, stop smoking the weird weed.

How do you get rid of leeches in the back yard?
Turn off your bbq, put away the beer and tell your cousins to go home.

How many breeds of just horses?
There is only one breed of just horses, the other horse breeds are pretty dishonest.

Why are fruits and important?
Fruits and ??? Hmmm… fruits and jellybeans? Fruits and frankfurters? Fruits and furballs? Don’t keep us hanging.

Identify the satellites used for ‘live’ telecasts from other regions of the world to Australia and vica versa and present reasons why communication satellites have different aerials and positional orb?
Come on. If you are going to cheat on your homework, put a little effort into it. Rewrite the damned question so it isn’t so obvious you just want someone to spoonfeed you.

What is vitamin A called?
I’ll hazard a guess and say Vitamin A?

See you prime for giving in?
I use a lot of question marks when I do the Q & A posts. Sometimes there is no answer except ???

Are there nudists in Rhode Island?
Sorry… sorry… can’t help myself. I laughed myself silly when I hit this question. Nudism and Rhode Island don’t trip off the old tongue.

Stumble it!