I have a suggestion…
Posted on | January 31, 2010 | Comments Off
I just ran across this odd little item for sale:
Party Rats
What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care. Each 1-3/4″ long rat sends out a different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Five rats in each package. Batteries included.
Best thing since the mirror ball? Well ALL RIGHT! I can’t imagine a party without my tacky, outdated mirror ball. Just think how cool I’m going to look with little multicoloured plastic rat lights on my fingers. My friends are going to be soooo envious. And just think, I can type on my blog at night now that I have rats on my fingers!
Might I suggest, if you are having trouble typing at night you try this inovative idea: turn on a light.
Tags: Dubious Marketing > finger lights > night blogging > party rats > stupid ideas > stupid products
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