I have a cunning plan

Posted on | June 30, 2010 | 2 Comments

I have been thinking a lot this month. No, no.. don’t scurry away! You have nothing to fear, I think. You see, I want a scooter. Not just any scooter, but a beautiful Vespa. Since the first time I saw one in a film in the 1980′s I’ve coveted the Vespa. Well, I’ve hatched a cunning plan to get one. I’m going to start my own religion and fleece receive donations from my flock. It’s brilliant, isn’t it? I’ll take donations via paypal and sock the money away until I have enough for my lovely, lovely Vespa.

I’ve been pondering what the new faith will be called. I’m thinking of Church of the Holy Vespa. Rather a nice ring to it, eh? With each donation you will get a photo of a Vespa, with a baddly scribbled drawing of a cat riding it. If you are the first 100 faithful, then I’ll bestow upon you the title of “Vespa Supplicant”, which allows you the privilege of purchasing your own robes, in tasteful red or green, and wander the land begging for more alms for the Holy Vespa. My scooter will be our holy grail of sorts.

What do you think? … hmmm wonder if i can tax exempt status for this.

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2 Responses to “I have a cunning plan”

  1. Bimmy
    July 1st, 2010 @ 1:08 pm

    This is one of the best ideas Ive heard in a Very VERY long time
    can I be one of your Vespa Virgins ??

  2. catpaw
    July 1st, 2010 @ 8:08 pm

    BRILLIANT! VESPA VIRGINS! OH BRILLIANT.