If you want to waste money, just give it to me

If I ever walked into an office and saw people using this, I’d turn around and leave. It’s either that or drop dead from laughing at them: Holy Crap, it looks like a porta-potty on speed. You could blow a hip using the Hawaii Chair! My god think of the office disasters if a person [...]

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Spam is best served cold.. oh wait isn’t that revenge?

Spammers are such idiots. I’m sorry, but .. well… there is no better way to describe them. I love scooting through the junk they try to leave in the comments section. I’ve been getting long, rambling, incoherent requests to write entries for my blog. They all invariably guarantee “quality content” or “quality writing” and almost [...]

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A spammer doesn’t like me sniffle….

I love spammers – especially clueless ones who use the comments area to mark up my blog. They remind me of dogs in heat who want to spray the neigbourhood with their scent. I especially love the ones who get all snitty when I delete their crap: Why have you removed my post? It was [...]

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I can’t stand it

I’m going to run away. Somewhere that has no internet connection. That way I won’t keep stumbling across such gems as this: What is one school that Mary 1 Queen of England attended? She didn’t attend schools. She was taught by monks. Most of her early life was spent in exile away from court because [...]

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Smoke & mirrors with a side order of cynicism

So, there still may be a good ole fashion book burning this weekend. I’m sure all of you have been inundated with stories about Pastor Terry Jones and his tiny church of fanatics. He’s threatening to burn the Qur’an this weekend unless the NYC mosque is moved. Now colour me a cynic, but I sniff [...]

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