Spammers – computer world’s fundamentalist nitwits

Spammers, I swear, they are like those annoying fundamentalists who insist on sharing their special, insider knowledge with you. They just don’t go away. I’ve saved a sampling of some of the more humourous entries to share with you. If you recognise any as your work… well… I’d be embarrassed too. Here’s winner (or is [...]

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Dear Spammer, nice try

I have a theory that spammers are a subspecies of humanity. They haven’t quite developed the skills to recognize when their material is not wanted. Lately they’ve taken a new approach in trying to sneak their advertisements onto the comments section of my blog. The “new and improved” crap has taken on a pseudo friendly [...]

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I think spammers are just optimists

I think spammers are the most optimistic people on the face of the earth. How else do you explain their behaviour? I have a new one that keeps sending me his “personal views” on the differences between a couple of mp3 players – when did I ever blog about mp3 players? Oh and of course [...]

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Spam is best served cold.. oh wait isn’t that revenge?

Spammers are such idiots. I’m sorry, but .. well… there is no better way to describe them. I love scooting through the junk they try to leave in the comments section. I’ve been getting long, rambling, incoherent requests to write entries for my blog. They all invariably guarantee “quality content” or “quality writing” and almost [...]

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A spammer doesn’t like me sniffle….

I love spammers – especially clueless ones who use the comments area to mark up my blog. They remind me of dogs in heat who want to spray the neigbourhood with their scent. I especially love the ones who get all snitty when I delete their crap: Why have you removed my post? It was [...]

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I’ll bet you wondered where I was

But building up to the entire bird is a different matter – a shredding matter. It’s nice to be able to hide the evidence of my first attempts. My wings are anembarrassment to the bird world.

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