Catpaw - diary of an angry cat

“My formula works on everyone as long as they’re consistent. I can shape anyone’s body into a teeny-tiny dancer type.”
…thus spake professional trainer to the stars Tracey Anderson.
I have one question for Ms Anderson - are you out of your mind? I really, really wanted to use the term teeny-tiny mind, but that’s just [...]

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The coroner leading the inquest into Diana’s death has gone on the record to say there is “not a shred of evidence” to support the allegations the Royal family had Diana and Dodi murdered.
Let me put into words what the world has been saying about these allegations for years - “well duh!”
Let’s hope this puts [...]

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Tabloids I’d actually pay money to read! I should never fire up Photoshop before finishing my coffee, you never know where caffiene deprivation will lead the mind.

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There must be something in the air here in Toronto. No, I’m not talking about the cold, the snow, the wind we are having, I’m talking about something much less tangible. I can’t seem to travel along the subway without having ‘thoughts’. Oh get your mind out of the sewer! Not that kind of thoughts.
Everytime [...]

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