OMG the world is ending….

Imagine my surprise when I read the world will end on May 21, 2011. Yes indeed boys and girls, Judgement Day is upon us. Or so some evangelical windbags would have their followers believe. Using dodgy math and leaps in logic so vast you could jump the Grand Canyon with them, they have determined the [...]

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Dear Spammer, nice try

I have a theory that spammers are a subspecies of humanity. They haven’t quite developed the skills to recognize when their material is not wanted. Lately they’ve taken a new approach in trying to sneak their advertisements onto the comments section of my blog. The “new and improved” crap has taken on a pseudo friendly [...]

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Today’s quiz

Every week I get comments like this: Very pensive piece of info. I not in a million years thot dat t’was this right bold after all. I had disgorge a good amount of my sooner looking because someone to illustrate dis subject-matter apparently and this: hold responsible you over the extent of a unreservedly intriguing [...]

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Is there something wrong with me?

I’ve been sitting here pretending to work and listening to some Christmas music when I suddenly realized I prefer Kermit the Frog’s rendition of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas over Nat King Cole’s. How can you not like a green frog singing in the snow? Actually I pretty much prefer any song Kermit sings [...]

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A shiny new day, shiny new month, same crabby attitude

Ah, nothing like a crisp November day to make you appreciate life. Let me reword that – nothing like a chilly November day to make you cower under the covers with the knowledge snow won’t be far away. Yea, I’ve turned into a snow wimp. I love fall, loath the white stuff that follows. I’m [...]

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I have a cunning plan

I have been thinking a lot this month. No, no.. don’t scurry away! You have nothing to fear, I think. You see, I want a scooter. Not just any scooter, but a beautiful Vespa. Since the first time I saw one in a film in the 1980′s I’ve coveted the Vespa. Well, I’ve hatched a [...]

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