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I have a cunning plan

Posted by catpaw on Wednesday, 30 June, 2010

I have been thinking a lot this month. No, no.. don’t scurry away! You have nothing to fear, I think. You see, I want a scooter. Not just any scooter, but a beautiful Vespa. Since the first time I saw one in a film in the 1980′s I’ve coveted the Vespa. Well, I’ve hatched a cunning plan to get one. I’m going to start my own religion and fleece receive donations from my flock. It’s brilliant, isn’t it? I’ll take donations via paypal and sock the money away until I have enough for my lovely, lovely Vespa.

I’ve been pondering what the new faith will be called. I’m thinking of Church of the Holy Vespa. Rather a nice ring to it, eh? With each donation you will get a photo of a Vespa, with a baddly scribbled drawing of a cat riding it. If you are the first 100 faithful, then I’ll bestow upon you the title of “Vespa Supplicant”, which allows you the privilege of purchasing your own robes, in tasteful red or green, and wander the land begging for more alms for the Holy Vespa. My scooter will be our holy grail of sorts.

What do you think? … hmmm wonder if i can tax exempt status for this.

Nice to know the Americans are satiny smooth

Posted by catpaw on Sunday, 2 May, 2010

I know.. I know.. this will be the last for awhile. I promise. But Wiki can be such fertile grounds. A good question passed by my screen. What caused the Iran Hostage Crisis? Very good question. Want to read the answer? Are you sure? Here it is – exactly as it was written:

the ruler of iran told his people that america was satin and evil. when he got cancer he requested to be treated by american doctors. this made the ppl of iran mad and they revolted agenst there ruler taking 66 US citizens

Ohhhhh… so close! More proof spell check is the handiwork of Satan.

Definition time

Posted by catpaw on Sunday, 10 January, 2010

Pancake – noun 1. a thin flat cake used to absorb a maximum amount of syrup. Used as a convenient method for syrup intake.

Hmm… nothing better than a big feed of pancakes on a cold morning. But if I’m honest, I have to admit, pancakes are nothing more than an excuse to have eat lots and lots and lots of maple syrup. If I could I’d just forgo the pancakes and sit with a bowl of thick maple syrup and pretend nothing is wrong with eating it as nature meant us to.

Please be patient

Posted by catpaw on Monday, 23 November, 2009

I’m trying out a new blog design. I’ve been playing around with the nuts and bolts of how blogs etc look in an attempt to create a fresh new look. The design I’m currently using is excellent,  I’m just itching to create my own. So…that means I’m about to inflict some aweful things upon you. Although I have all the software etc on my computer to test, design etc, there really is nothing like loading the site up and test driving it on-site to really understand what the viewer sees. If you happen to log on and some images are missing, or the site has slightly bizarre look, that’s me on the other side of the computer poking around.

The worse of my design excesses will be hidden away from view so don’t worry. I won’t slap up one of those aweful “Under construction” signs and disappear for weeks while I labour over the site.

Catpaw offers a half-assed apology then goes on a rant

Posted by catpaw on Wednesday, 18 November, 2009

I’m still on a bender regarding the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) and it’s rude staff. Today I had my fill of it. I also need to apologise to all the 17 TTC workers I spotted in front of my building. You see I live over a subway line and there has been work going on over and on the line now for over 2 years. 2 FRIGGIN years of noise. Only part has been the TTC, the rest is some contractor who’s workers love whipping around in bobcats tearing up trees and landscaping. I’ve written about the endless disruptions to our lives in previous posts.

WELL…. what we’ve been waiting for has finally happened. Wait for it … the idiot contractor managed to cut through to the subway line and compromise the structure of the tunnel. Which meant a major part of the subway was closed down. From Bloor Street to Eglington – off you go to the mythical shuttles.

It takes a great deal of skill to manage damaging a subway tunnel. I guess the contractor wasn’t supplied blueprints with big letters that read “DON’T CUT HERE”.  I’d love to know how this was managed. It’s kind of hard to make this kind of mistake, after all you know you are working over a major subway tunnel, and you have been for over 2 years… 2 f@cking years of jackhammers, trucks, bobcats, hammering, tar, building and tearing down sections, more jackhammers, cement trucks … it should not come as a surprise there is a big honking tunnel under you! And if it was, then you have no business doing any work over a subway line. Look I’m angry because my building is feet away from your blunder. I keep flashing onto how catastrophic this could have been.

So… I apologise to the 17 workers I saw this morning and unjustly maligned. Now I know why… they were waiting for the structural engineers etc to show up. That also explains why everything got sooooo quiet across the road. Someone knew they had committed a very, very big boo boo and halted the work.

The workers are down there trying to make the tunnel safe again. And on behalf of all of us that rely upon the subway to get around Toronto – THANK YOU. They will be at it for hours. I just found all this out now at around 6:30pm when I was returning home.

***** Warning ***** Rant is resuming. Catpaw is on a roll, better go get that tea before continuing, it’s gonna be a long rant.

TTC service was halted at this station around 1pm, just after I got off the subway. When we went back out at 2pm we asked the ticket taker if the subway service had resumed (there had been a power outage at a different station earlier, and we wanted to go down into the area). We didn’t realise there was a new problem at our very own station. The TTC worker looked at us and said “I dunno. There’s some kind of problem somewhere”.

DUDE!!! THE NEW PROBLEM WAS AT YOUR STATION! GOD ALMIGHTY ARE YOU THAT LAZY THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING ON??????

I have a question for the TTC commission. Do any of you have phones? Do any of you know how to use them? Can any of you communicate? Couldn’t you have told your ticket takers where the outages were? Oh… or did you tell them and as usual they were too friggin lazy and surly to give a straight answer …and let’s talk about the “shuttles” the distorted announcements kept talking about during rush hour. Yea… no service from Bloor St to Eglinton – that is Bloor, Rosedale, Summerhill, St. Clair and Davisville out of action and not a single useless lazy assed TTC booth attendant could take the time to tell anyone where the shuttles were (no shuttles just go out to Yonge St and catch a bus oh yea that’s fun), or in the case of 2 booth attendants at the Pleasant St entrance at 6:25pm tonight, couldn’t even bother looking up to answer someone’s question. They ignored the woman until she knocked on the glass to ask about the shuttles. Even then she was stared at as if she had fungus on her face. She had to ask twice before one of them would answer. 2 times before she was told to go out to Yonge st and catch a bus.  And how much are you people paid?

When we were returning home, we hoped the subway disruption would be over. We didn’t know the problem was so severe. Of course the TTC has a strict “keep the customers in the dark and let their anger fester” policy, so there were no announcements as to the nature of the problem. Look, again this is addressed to the TTC commission – a little information would have calmed people down and defused a lot of anger. But of course you can’t manage that. On the way back the announcements about the disruption were blared out on the subway cars only. We heard no announcements at track level that service would not go further than Bloor. The announcements that did come through on the subway cars were so distorted, everyone was shaking their heads trying to understand the words. Honey, here’s a hint, move the mic away from your mouth and do not shout. So much for the new announcement system upgrade. Waste of money if no one knows how to use a mic.

So.. is the fare increase worth it? Not on your life. When, and only when the TTC  has a major shift in it’s attitude towards the paying customer will I be happy. I do not begrudge fare increases – they are a fact of life. But when I am treated like an idiot with no right’s to ask civil questions, then I become very uncooperative.

Here is my new manifesto - feel free to use it:

I will treat you politely and with respect. I, in return, expect it back. When you treat me like dirt I will not politely stand by and allow it to happen. I am going to stay put, IN THE LINE, until you acknowledge my existence and answer my question. Uttering monosyllabic responses or anything with the word “dunno” in it does not count. Your response must be in full sentences.

If you rap on the window and point to a sign 3 feet above my head and act as though I have no right asking a question I will, in return, bang on the window and point out the sign is too high, please lower it.

If you argue with me because you misheard me (because your nose was stuck in some stupid book, rather than paying attention) I will refuse to respond, I will simply reiterate my request until you either do as I politely asked, or you call transit cops to remove me. Your choice.

I will not respond to your surliness. If you throw the TTC pass just out of reach in the slot so it doesn’t slide down I will politely tell you I will not reach in for it please pass it out. I will continue to say this until you get a clue and behave in a civilised manner.

I reached my limit of patience today.  I will no longer cooperate with this culture of  laziness and entitlement.  I treat people with respect and I WILL RECEIVE IT BACK.

Of angry seagulls and lopsided parakeets

Posted by catpaw on Monday, 16 November, 2009

I had one of those weeks last week. It wasn’t a matter of being uninspired… or maybe it was. Everything I drew last week came out looking like either a parakeet on speed or a very, very angry seagull. Bird’s can be very uncooperative at times. I go through these periods once in awhile where I simply can’t draw anything. Odd isn’t it. The heart was willing but the brain and hand wandered off somewhere else. I’d like to blame a new drawing technique, but alas, I can’t. I have however been playing with some new techniques for making my sketches look less … precise for lack of a better word. I’m feeling a bit more inspired today so I’ll wander off after I finish some work here and try drawing again.

I do have a moderately presentable chickadee to load up. He’s a bit messy because I have begun to move away from using only mechanical pencils. I bought some different pencils, and some are EXCELLENT at keeping their point. I’ll blather on about this later. I have to go. I’ve been running a scan on a customer’s external hard drive and I just got a virus warning. Bugger… work calls.

Later…