If you want to waste money, just give it to me

If I ever walked into an office and saw people using this, I’d turn around and leave. It’s either that or drop dead from laughing at them: Holy Crap, it looks like a porta-potty on speed. You could blow a hip using the Hawaii Chair! My god think of the office disasters if a person [...]

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Spam is best served cold.. oh wait isn’t that revenge?

Spammers are such idiots. I’m sorry, but .. well… there is no better way to describe them. I love scooting through the junk they try to leave in the comments section. I’ve been getting long, rambling, incoherent requests to write entries for my blog. They all invariably guarantee “quality content” or “quality writing” and almost [...]

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A spammer doesn’t like me sniffle….

I love spammers – especially clueless ones who use the comments area to mark up my blog. They remind me of dogs in heat who want to spray the neigbourhood with their scent. I especially love the ones who get all snitty when I delete their crap: Why have you removed my post? It was [...]

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Scrapping the bottom of the barrel… yet again

Every once in awhile, the fashion industry does something that makes even my jaw drop. Hard to believe, given my utter contempt for it, but recently they didn’t just hit rock bottom with their desperate attempt to garner attention, they dug themselves all the way to Hell. In an ode to bankrupt ideals, South Korean [...]

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I have a cunning plan

I have been thinking a lot this month. No, no.. don’t scurry away! You have nothing to fear, I think. You see, I want a scooter. Not just any scooter, but a beautiful Vespa. Since the first time I saw one in a film in the 1980′s I’ve coveted the Vespa. Well, I’ve hatched a [...]

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I have a suggestion…

I just ran across this odd little item for sale: Party Rats What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air [...]

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