Spammers – computer world’s fundamentalist nitwits

Spammers, I swear, they are like those annoying fundamentalists who insist on sharing their special, insider knowledge with you. They just don’t go away. I’ve saved a sampling of some of the more humourous entries to share with you. If you recognise any as your work… well… I’d be embarrassed too. Here’s winner (or is [...]

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Dear Spammer, nice try

I have a theory that spammers are a subspecies of humanity. They haven’t quite developed the skills to recognize when their material is not wanted. Lately they’ve taken a new approach in trying to sneak their advertisements onto the comments section of my blog. The “new and improved” crap has taken on a pseudo friendly [...]

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I love stupidity

Note to spammers: please take a moment to check for relevance when attempting to spam my blog. Leaving the following comment (and of course with the requisite link back to your crappy product page) on an article about the stealing someone’s wi-fi signal is staggeringly stupid: Wow! what an thought ! What a concept ! [...]

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Bad, bad, bad

I stumbled across what can arguably be one of the worst brand names for a burger joint combined with a truely awful website (be prepared for bad streamed music) and a pathetic concept. Would you go to any place called Pink Burger? Pink burgers? The name screams e coli! Pink Burger? They may have the [...]

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If you want to waste money, just give it to me

If I ever walked into an office and saw people using this, I’d turn around and leave. It’s either that or drop dead from laughing at them: Holy Crap, it looks like a porta-potty on speed. You could blow a hip using the Hawaii Chair! My god think of the office disasters if a person [...]

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Spam is best served cold.. oh wait isn’t that revenge?

Spammers are such idiots. I’m sorry, but .. well… there is no better way to describe them. I love scooting through the junk they try to leave in the comments section. I’ve been getting long, rambling, incoherent requests to write entries for my blog. They all invariably guarantee “quality content” or “quality writing” and almost [...]

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