Catpaw - diary of an angry cat

Not one of my more lucid moments this morning. Tried to log onto my blog and kept getting the dreaded
404 Not Found
We’ve either moved ‘ /dairy or deleted the page. Sorry.

Kind of made my blood run cold. I thought, Hmmm I paid my bill, I know I posted there…. damn what’s the problem. Logged onto [...]

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Seriously, I am. I just got a letter from Barclays Bank stating I may/or may not be related to someone who died in an air crash. I’m in stiches over this letter. It beggars belief that anyone will fall for this, but inevitably someone will. Not only is it ludicrously ungrammatical, it is just plain [...]

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I’m having a real Monty Python moment here in Toronto. I wander all over the city and see lots of signs - I tend to ignore most of them. But this one always gets to me. Take a look at it… it says “No Live Animals Allowed” and it shows a picture of a parrot [...]

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I’m at my usual place - my favourite cafe, eating and drinking cappuccinos and have begun to ponder the decline of the articulate insult. Insulting one’s opponents was an art form no so long ago. It took flair and certain amount of literary panache to come up with an intelligent insult. Today, alas, insulting someone [...]

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