They deserve one another

Sarah Palin has left politics and become a journalist. I know, I know… I’m laughing so hard I hurt. Sarah Palin the journalist really doesn’t trip off the tongue does it. Something like Fox News. Oh wait… it gets better… she’s working for that paragon of balanced reporting Fox News.  Priceless, isn’t it. She wrote [...]

How has the human species survived so long?

I ask myself that question periodically. Just how has the human species survived? Intelligence is not a requirement for being a human. Consider the following: Would you eat an iguana? No seriously, would you catch an iguana, roast it, serve it to your friends (keep in mind it’s a protected species in the Bahamas where [...]

I really should be working

Seriously, I have a deadline to meet tomorrow, but right now.. I really don’t care. I’m pretending to work, which isn’t really that hard when you get a chance to work at home. I have some work to complete on a website. But I know I can get it done tomorrow, long before the deadline. [...]

Wheeeeeee I’m going to live forever!

I’ll be able to laugh at all the saggy, baggy tattooed and pierced seniors for a long, long time. Guess why? Coffee is good for me: Drinking copious amounts of coffee is not harmful to your health, … protect you from heart disease, new research suggests. [http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2008/06/16/coffee-habitsstudy.html?ref=rss] Guess I’ll just double my morning latte. Hey [...]

Did you know …

Did you know … in Zwolle Louisianna they have a Tamale Festival. They even vote on a Tamale Festival Queen. Does this make her a Hot Tamale? … the famous phone booth in the middle of the Mohave Desert was actually removed in 2000 by PacBell. They also retired the phone booth’s phone number. So [...]

Awesomely stupid criminals and some of my former neigbours

I trawl through the news looking for stories that make me feel like a genius. I’m still congested and feel like crap so this called for a MONDO search of intensely stupid stories. Hey, I’m hanging onto my sanity by my bitty claws here folks – I’ll do anything to buck up my depleted moral. [...]

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