Catpaw – diary of an angry cat

Every so often I get a bit bored and need something to kick start my brain. When that happens I wander over to Wikianswers and look for really, really odd questions. Although there motto is there is no such thing as a stupid question, there is such a thing as monumentally silly ones and very [...]

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The home of the English language is in dire need of a lesson on how to use it. Well, to be honest, the Police Chiefs (Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) need a remedial course on how to write coherently. Read this from their response to a proposed reform initiative:
The promise of reform which the [...]

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I wonder who writes the headers for some of the spam that hits my mailbox. Here’s the latest example:
Take her breath away when you pull your pants down
Make your love locomotive fill her tunnel
Love locomotive? To the writers of spam, please note, NO ADULT talks like this. Or at least not without breaking out into [...]

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