Feathered and fluffy

Oh baby it’s cold outside. Way too cold. I think when I went out earlier the weatherman said it was about -25c. Gawd I hate the winter. I know, I know… I’m Canadian and by default I’m supposed to love playing in the snow, skiing, hockey skating… everything snow and ice related. Somewhere in my [...]

Haiku time – aren’t you thrilled?

It is winter I am so thrilled with the cold Stupid ancestors It is cold outside I curse my ancestors as I shiver Why not move to New Zealand I saw snow today I shivered in my jacket Come back summer Stupid fecking ancestors just had to choose a cold country, didn’t they? Why not [...]

Haiku to the weather

I am unhappy It snowed in the night I will hibernate signs of winter catpaw will hide under the covers spring come back BUGGER… it’s cold and it isn’t even Halloween! I’m going to crawl back under the covers and hibernate until one of the following happens: Spring returns There is world peace The world [...]