Oh, you’re not even trying anymore!
Dear Spammers, Is it too much to ask that you put a bit of effort into your attempts at parting me from my hard earned money? The quality of spam has declined dramatically lately. This sad email was far too easy to spot. I didn’t even need to use my bifocals to spot the glaring [...]
Today’s quiz
Every week I get comments like this: Very pensive piece of info. I not in a million years thot dat t’was this right bold after all. I had disgorge a good amount of my sooner looking because someone to illustrate dis subject-matter apparently and this: hold responsible you over the extent of a unreservedly intriguing [...]
Spam is best served cold.. oh wait isn’t that revenge?
Spammers are such idiots. I’m sorry, but .. well… there is no better way to describe them. I love scooting through the junk they try to leave in the comments section. I’ve been getting long, rambling, incoherent requests to write entries for my blog. They all invariably guarantee “quality content” or “quality writing” and almost [...]
I can’t stand it
I’m going to run away. Somewhere that has no internet connection. That way I won’t keep stumbling across such gems as this: What is one school that Mary 1 Queen of England attended? She didn’t attend schools. She was taught by monks. Most of her early life was spent in exile away from court because [...]
A lingering question that haunts me
As you already know, I like to troll places like Wiki Answers and Yahoo Answers for questions that baffle me. Some questions are so badly written or so weird, I feel like I’m watching a mental train wreck. This one is a bit of both: Syphilis: Why has its popularity declined in recent years? I [...]
Is it too much to ask
Is it too much to ask for a modicum of literacy in a bookstore? The sign has been in place for months now and no one has corrected the sign yet. Sigh…. and the store sells books on American history for pete’s sake! Twitter This Usuario: Password:
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Catpaw’s Declaration of War
Not all comments will be approved. Abusive and rude comments will end up in the trash with all the spam so moderate your language.
If you post the identical comment over and over, I will assume you are a useless waste of spam space and send you & your comment to spam purgatory. Enjoy the trip.
Whining and complaining I delete your spam and/or rude comments will just encourage me to do so again so go ahead and make my day.
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