Oh, you’re not even trying anymore!
Dear Spammers, Is it too much to ask that you put a bit of effort into your attempts at parting me from my hard earned money? The quality of spam has declined dramatically lately. This sad email was far too easy to spot. I didn’t even need to use my bifocals to spot the glaring [...]
Dear Spammer, nice try
I have a theory that spammers are a subspecies of humanity. They haven’t quite developed the skills to recognize when their material is not wanted. Lately they’ve taken a new approach in trying to sneak their advertisements onto the comments section of my blog. The “new and improved” crap has taken on a pseudo friendly [...]
I love stupidity
Note to spammers: please take a moment to check for relevance when attempting to spam my blog. Leaving the following comment (and of course with the requisite link back to your crappy product page) on an article about the stealing someone’s wi-fi signal is staggeringly stupid: Wow! what an thought ! What a concept ! [...]
I think spammers are just optimists
I think spammers are the most optimistic people on the face of the earth. How else do you explain their behaviour? I have a new one that keeps sending me his “personal views” on the differences between a couple of mp3 players – when did I ever blog about mp3 players? Oh and of course [...]
Spam is best served cold.. oh wait isn’t that revenge?
Spammers are such idiots. I’m sorry, but .. well… there is no better way to describe them. I love scooting through the junk they try to leave in the comments section. I’ve been getting long, rambling, incoherent requests to write entries for my blog. They all invariably guarantee “quality content” or “quality writing” and almost [...]
Who writes this stuff?
I wonder who writes the headers for some of the spam that hits my mailbox. Here’s the latest example: Take her breath away when you pull your pants down Make your love locomotive fill her tunnel Love locomotive? To the writers of spam, please note, NO ADULT talks like this. Or at least not without [...]
keep looking »

