Catpaw offers a half-assed apology then goes on a rant

I’m still on a bender regarding the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) and it’s rude staff. Today I had my fill of it. I also need to apologise to all the 17 TTC workers I spotted in front of my building. You see I live over a subway line and there has been work going on [...]

How many city workers does it take to drill a hole?

First you have to soften up the neighbourhood with 2 weeks worth of dumptrucks and bobcats roaring around the land starting at 6:30 am until sometime around 3pm. Make sure you include Saturdays so patience is really tested. Then wait until 2:30am. You have to light up the area with enough klieg lights to make [...]

It’s official – Toronto is all wet

As of this morning, Toronto set a record for the wettest city in Canada. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I’m so thrilled. According to Enviroment Canada, over a 2 month period, Toronto has set a record for the most rain, beating a 30 year old record. On average, Toronto records 792.7 mm of precipitation each year. But with 623.6 [...]